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 Hundred super joke, can be cold dead O (c_c) O
1: Once a man fishing, caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I bake to eat.
man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then put this man to the baked squid ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner: < br> red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked on cried hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, 8: There is a love of the h
of corn so they decided to get married h
wedding day h
a corn corn h
find another asked beside the corn popcorn: you the corn you see our house?
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiaohua Xiao Ming asked: ; music do you understand?
10: Q: Two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming 2!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid of? < br> Answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady sitting by car h
Grandma does not know the way to the middle of a h.
hit the driver with a stick butt mother said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results It turned out boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it into a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, results into the hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, the results become bad; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers and the results become artistes; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the results become a dinosaur egg; an egg is a public , his wife and the other eggs out of adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! Hawks tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree, then there is the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a prize inside a radius of 50 to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
The answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, said: are frozen into this, the body is ice! said: tired ah, I think I have softened the whole person hhh.
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he did a forward somersault twist three weeks a half weeks then take a backward somersault months.
22: MM University of lost looking for. met a gentle professor.
MM: Excuse me, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: br> 25: a female case of the robbers said, trembling: I also XX schools, Grab your student card, or a robbery in front of XX school, do not worry, Allah will not grab one of us! Cold washable Giant conceal joke)
27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
away for a while Road, drunk one turned around to see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: ;
aggrieved blind beggar, said: Oh, like this, ah, two kinds of people have a great chance of bird flu mm1. : I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with former girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: new! , the above text passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
the line of duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on ......< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in air the oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D What the?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D is certainly rotten eggs it!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 is one foot tall What???
answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only one line?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
answer: saw him stopped at the floor bicycle under the hh.
38: One day, police caught a female drug addicts, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. h. A woman quickly says
addict looked up and saw with eyes of anger on the police said

This is a hate Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend new hat.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
shouted:
, and others ask how did you come together?
gorilla replied: .
turned into a .......< br> dead fat man ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a bit and yelled: ; Caw! stay particularly bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone 10 years, but the doors still have locks ah, so the penguin and went home to lock the door. lock the door after starting to look for polar bears penguins again, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh door, said: ! bun ah? , White Rabbit hopped to the bakery, rabbit out of money: What : The teacher asked a student how to reduce the white pollution? students Answer: boxes made of blue.
48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: What pull something pull watermelon eating watermelon, eating cucumber cucumber pull! A little girl said: and playing with a penguin, penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: one to pull down, turned to penguin said: One day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a shake with sausage look, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks.
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: , we have a unified and wash, washing can eat. , you've found what? ; I wash the tomatoes, because I picked the tomatoes. step stool. how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r < br> Camel wrote: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao Ming: Today few �� A?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold.
59: A little boy came home from school a glimpse from the window of a mad woman lying in bed rubbing my chest cried I want a man to man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
all the corn has changed became the popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh , and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no one answered. < br> teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiaoming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to see play B.
then C A-one, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit is a long pull shit
first article.
only the second ball of the.
third is actually only the triangle.
ask it: I Yong Shounie's.
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiaoqiang Q his father: Suddenly the dog next door, ran out of bite him, he angrily picked up the bamboo fight it,
the dog's owner to see Xiao Ming hit his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of it?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing.
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flower: no, I am useless.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70 ants After falling off from the Himalayan mountains is how to die?
answer: starvation. because it floats down to too light a long time ~ h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A : Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhepaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a Only one other horse horse friends, fell into the sea in order to find the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became it in order to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes the fate of being eaten, all to be as into the could not help but say: 20 million underground banks, Little Grace implored him more days,
banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a man of God suddenly one day encounter God
Daihatsu kindness intend to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me your right 9 Mania !
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay railroad tracks, the results of a train
past,
that people are still dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital inspection, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said : Oh my god! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods did not prey .
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
hunters heard shocked, and immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r < br> So the hunter on the spot was scared to death
86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day of pick a mirror the mirror of the talk about the importance; here good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A Tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked the time.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat
day

white cat fell into the water to save it up
said something white on black
`` Q: What does?
;
90: A: B :Do not say such disgusting things!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
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Lu Su:
Zhuge Liang: !? Xianzhi What you swim ? ? ? ? ? I will not ???Road: It has been fed peaches,
results Peach not pull out, scare the monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: patients fled the hospital in order to prevent peripheral 100, the two still mental patients To escape from the hospital.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 under the wall,
turn.
to 60 under the wall,
Next,
a large treasure, Nobita, ambition, David naked in a total of four boys play in the water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance.
A Health: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is
Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, there hump can store water ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because a large sand desert , we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a thick hoof?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, with eggs from its ass drilled out
hen: DU Zi Teng it? r l film written word,
watch the two of us up to sit on the toilet.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: br> soldier replied: